His palms are sweaty, knees weak
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
Wish me luck tumblr.
- me: hey I just met you and-
- me: why are you walking away
- person: Because if you're still making 'call me maybe' jokes then your sense of humor is clearly awful
- but this is a call me maybe joke too...
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
Then you do this
in all the wrong places and for all the wrong people.
when candy packages try to tell me that they’re ‘sharing size.’
Like bitch you don’t know me. I don’t wanna fucking share my m&ms.