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iraffiruse:

georgebushmpreg:

5 out of 5 homosexuals are gay

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

sounds delicious!

:(

nachobragers:

I’m already making plans for kony 2013. it’s sure to be a blast

Wish me luck tumblr.

eddayyyyy:

snoopdong:

Then you do this

and this

then that

and this

and that

and this

and this

AND THEN

:(

pyrex-vision:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

nakedrussia:

romanorgasm:

hungarysovaries:

saddeer:

three day weekend

im already off for the summer

i’ve been off since 2011

i burnt my school down

Three day summer since 2011 burnt down

snoopdong:

Then you do this

and this

then that

and this

and that

and this

and this

AND THEN

in all the wrong places and for all the wrong people.

yazzdonut:

previouslysane:

cardiacmetronome:

when candy packages try to tell me that they’re ‘sharing size.’

Like bitch you don’t know me. I don’t wanna fucking share my m&ms.

FUCK YOU.