Shave face, Shave balls,
That’s the way we like to fuck… Wait… No…
Froggie's Happy Birthday Funtime →
thefrogman: I’m 31 now. I can tell because I’m getting facebook notifications from people who totally remembered it was my birthday. I want to post all my birthday messages, but I don’t wanna spam your dashboard. So anything you guys make or send I will be putting here. If you don’t want it posted publicly because it is personal or it has nudity, please let me know. Ask! Submit!
intothewhisperingwood: that The Dark Knight Rises was directed by M. Night Shyamalan so it would be called “The Dark Knight Surprises”.
funnybro: i was at the store today and i was like paying for my stuff and i’m used to the cashier asking if i want the receipt and i always answer no but this time the cashier was like “have a nice day” and i was like “No” by default and i just left hurriedly cause oomg why am i like this How were you “like” again?
justadeerintheheadlights: Oh my goodness heracross can learn earthquake. No. Survivors.
thesunssong: still the best reaction picture and everyone should have it
yeahluckyforyou: patrickbatmans: if you’re having a shit day. PLEASE watch this. CHI CITY!~
youiztrollin: I die everytime I see this. omg
sherlockian-spy: perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally. but what if our relationship falls flat?
tsarcasm: why would anyone want this