January 2012
6 tags
Calling out of work is so much easier with my...
Me being random/ranting: Grinds my Gears →
justadeerintheheadlights:
When girls see a cute guy do something cute and they say “I want a guy to do that” around other guys like me.
Because lets be perfectly honest here, if I came up to you and hugged you from behind in public, you would think I’m a fucking creep.
So do us unattractive guys a favor and make sure you…
Lets make cory the most reblogged picture on...
tsundere-and-lightning:
fuckit okay!
wtfanime:
1 tag
I'm a gentleman
I think bending over backwards for a smile earns the love I receive from my girlfriend.
I think paying for every dinner and movie entitles me to at least a blowjob a week. If not after every date.
I think being a free taxi on call deserves a handjob.
I think helping solve her problems out of the goodness of my heart deserves a five second frencher for each problem.
I think that since i’m...
When people talk about Tumblr in public...
Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
thefrogman:
[xanderpants]
