Reblog if your girlfriend is beautiful.
but she won’t touch my dingy lately :(
I need to get laid.
I love it when guys drag their ball sack across my...
just farted and thought someone was cooking...
arseus: careful spongebob careful spongebob careful CAREFUL SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB CAREFUL CAREFULLLLL SPONGEBOBBBB
i like butts
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself.
Phillyboombasto looks like i’m not the only one thinking of dying!
I don't usually feel like shit, but when I do I...
This is not a cry for help. but god damn! When you’ve just eaten all the shit you can and you see it still piling up I just wanna kill myself! Fortunately I’m too afraid of pain to do it, so I ironicaly live with it and cope with sick jokes and cute puns. Anyways! My main thought which caused me to write this was peoples thoughts of suicide. When someone commits suicide it is...