Can I just whisper “gooooooooood daaaaaammmmmit” until my lungs stop working?
Xbox One? XBOX ONE!?
the-mad-professor-n: WHO DECIDED THAT IS A GOOD NAME!? WHO STARTED DECIDING CALLING 3RD GENERATION DEVICES BY THEIR FIRST GEN DEVICES NAMES WAS A GOOD IDEA!? (I’M LOOKING AT YOU, APPLE!) WHY CAN’T WE HAVE COOL EXCITING NAMES LIKE XBOX INFINITY OR XBOX GAMEMASTER 3000 OR SOMETHING!? AUGH!!
how long do i have to sleep untill i fuse into my bed?
koolaidicecubes: gayleaf: I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall* *has angry sex with the hole*
clubbedsoda: *ahem* nice shirt it would look better falling to the ground at an acceleration of -9.81 m/s/s (nailed it gonna get laid tonight)
morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
ever get the crew of people on facebook that just comment whatever they feel like on your pictures and they deter everyone you wanted to comment/like the picture? Fuck them.
internalsobbing: if you don’t like tentacle porn you’re living your life all wrong
satanicblogging: kuroenigma: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake this post literally made me cry
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
altairs-butt: wanting 2 talk 2 someone but having nothing 2 say
titytwochainz: you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
penis2bomb: p1ssblog: I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me it’s longer than i thought.